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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67288) - you deserved it (15385)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)



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