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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 October 1986 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5338) - you deserved it (60820)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23802) - you deserved it (7617)

On 12/02/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by randm1 (man) - United States (Utah)



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