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Shmeaty
  • Town/Country : Bakersfield, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 October 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3358) - you deserved it (45102)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

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