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  • Number of visits : 1277
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 55 posted

About Shleebs : I don`t have emotions about a lot of things. I rarely get angry, I rarely cry. I guess I do get excited a lot, but I don`t get sad and enormously happy. I think a lot of people who talk about all that crap are lying. Right now I`m just trying to maintain happiness - that`s all I really care about. Anyway, when you`re my age and your hormones are kicking in, there`s not much besides sex that`s on your mind.

Yeah, I know Leonardo DiCaprio said this, but he's my favorite actor and this pretty much describes me.

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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74698) - you deserved it (8757)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19274) - you deserved it (4545)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML



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