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Shleebs
  • Town/Country : Wasteland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 944
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 46 posted

About Shleebs : I work at Walmart.
Shut up, I make decent money for a 19 year old.
I'm paying my way through college. I have no idea what I want to do with my life, but I know I want to be super rich.

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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62508) - you deserved it (6322)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14813) - you deserved it (3332)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18496) - you deserved it (1613)

On 03/19/2012 at 3:20pm - health - by Shleebs (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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