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About Shirschfield : Hey stalker...
You found your way to my page.
Now about me.
I'm the age you want me to be.
I go on FML because I want to.
I got plenty of friends.
Why am I laughing?
You just 5 seconds of your life looking down to read this.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Friday 12 February 2016