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Shirschfield
  • Town/Country : New York, New York
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 23337
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Shirschfield : Hey stalker...
You found your way to my page.
Congratz.

Now about me.
I'm the age you want me to be.
I go on FML because I want to.
I got plenty of friends.










Why am I laughing?
You just 5 seconds of your life looking down to read this.
Shabbat Shalom

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Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9272) - you deserved it (24930)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:08am - misc - by tattooooooface - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54703) - you deserved it (11470)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:21am - love - by thefailure (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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