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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1985 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 23580
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Shirschfield : Hey stalker...
You found your way to my page.

Now about me.
I'm the age you want me to be.
I go on FML because I want to.
I got plenty of friends.

Why am I laughing?
You just 5 seconds of your life looking down to read this.
Shabbat Shalom

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Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML


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