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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 January 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2067
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShinkuBara : Simply laid back with an odd sense of humour that varies from day to day.

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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (44156)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today I found out mah mom is the nude model for an art class at mah college. FML

#5942211
102 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, 4 my two month annivarsary, my boyfriand surprisd ma with a ( prasant ) . Ha than liftd his pant lag . Ha had carvd my initials into his lag with a knifa . FML

#5937926
254 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS ON A DATE WITH A GUY HAVING A GREAT TIME!! I WENT UP TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM, BUT AS I WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE, I HERED SOME GIGGLES!! I LOOKED AN FOUND OUTHY!! MY SKRT WAS TUCKED INTO MAH UNDERWEAR!! I WAS WEREING MAH LUCKY STAR WARS-THEMED PANTIES!! FML

#5622961
192 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my grlfriend's parents 4 the frst time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

#5582253
90 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me looool and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. big fat FML

#5527789
260 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it!! Sometimes children hide there pet rabbit in there!! FML

#5522422
338 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I Removed The Safety Padding From Around The Trampoline Because It Seemed Useless!! This Afternoon I Did A Backflip Got My Hair Stuck In The Springs Ripped Out A Chunk Of My Hair And Face Planted It Into The Brick Pavers!! Big Fat FML

#5501456
131 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 4:35am - misc - by Not-so-good-gymnast (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MY FOOTBALL TEAM PLAYED IN A GAME AGAINST OUR RIVAL SCHOOL THAT WAS JUST A FEW BLOCKS AWAY. WE HADN'T LOST THE GAME IN EXACTLY 49 YEARS, WE WERE PLAYING FIR THE 50TH YEAR WIN. WE LOST 63-0, AND GOT BOOED OFF THE FIELD BY OUR OWN CROWD. FML

#5478797
122 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Fmycar - United States (California)

Yesterday, I receivd an envelope from verizon. I assumd it was mah bill. I opend it and saw a visa credit card offer so I quickly snappd it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the piece fir 10 minute did I realize that it was mah $100 rebate from mah new phone. FML

#5463734
109 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a client who orderd ice cream. She seemd really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I askd if she wantd peanuts fir an additional looool 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I addd them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

#5387856
318 comments

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On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend meeting all of is friends fir te first time!! My boyfriend went into te kitcen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking fir im!! I discovered is friend olding two melons to is cest, mid explanation on ow tey look exactly lyk mine!! FML

#5368590
88 comments

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On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife an a screwdriver on his iPod, an at the end he showd how there were no scratches an the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch an did the same with a knife. It didn't work. mega FML

#5355612
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19577) - you deserved it (242949)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Due To Te Eat, I Ad A Deadly Astma Attack. Were Was Ma Inaler? My Dad Pawnd It 4 Beer Money. Wat Did Ma Dad Do About Ma Attack? Told Me To Quit Bieng A Drama Queen. I Ad To Go Across Te Street And Beg 4 A Ride To Te ER From Ma Niegbor. FML

#5346729
138 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by asthmasucks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up mah winning record!! I eventually got seatd against a guy who beat me at every hand!! I heard laughing behind me after I lost all mah winnings!! The guy behind me had just made an account, lookd over mah shoulder, and won all mah money!! FML

#5333449
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15842) - you deserved it (49327)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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