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ShimmyPizza

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 August 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25209
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12057) - you deserved it (42986)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14934) - you deserved it (38965)

On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)



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