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ShimmyPizza

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25164
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>CDT97</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:41pm<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:31pm<b>Schrypt</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:26am<b>NivedhithaV</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:15pm<b>itsalanis</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:07pm<b>leeshibear</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 3:51pm<b>NeonSloth</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 10:41am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:23am<b>coldwithinme</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:56am<b>bananassin</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 9:57am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 8:49pm<b>TheLawsOfGravity</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 5:00am<b>crimsonlover4</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 7:06am<b>xxbvbsusanxx</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:51am<b>icekitten14</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 10:27pm<b>bela1016</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 4:42pm<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 9:19am

Fucked!<b>NivedhithaV</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:15pm<b>NeonSloth</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:41pm

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ShimmyPizza's favorite FMLs

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11183) - you deserved it (41069)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

#6208863
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14074) - you deserved it (37616)

On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)



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