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by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by andi0804 / 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Angry / 08/04/2009 at 4:21pm / United States / Love
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
by Michelle / 08/04/2009 at 1:31pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 8:02am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a love poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
by jemma / 08/04/2009 at 7:27am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by BeboKhaos / 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I broke my mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's. Practically crying, I raced onto the computer to try to find one to order before she comes back in three weeks. The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars, and the only way I'm getting one is if I lived 90 years ago. FML
by someexplanationrequired / 08/03/2009 at 1:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by Azcrazy / 08/03/2009 at 1:16pm / United States / Work
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
by myparentsarehoes / 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
by Tuck_My_Life / 08/03/2009 at 1:15am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2009 at 12:11am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by cricketeer / 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…