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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 November 1993 (21 years)
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Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9239)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today..!! I got mad at 4 year old son for cussing me out!! Afterwards..!! I went upstairs to get ready for te day!! Wen I came back downstairs I found im pooping on brand new leater couc!! FML

#17880683
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (10648)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. mega FML

#17877731
117 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on fir 5 hours an the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML

#17632771
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (3876)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by Beepbeepbeep (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .

#17629318
194 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managd to toast chicken soup-coverd crumpets in it whilst drunk. I trid to toast a teacake, and the whole thing explodd in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

#17620390
121 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today I learnd that I have the balls to base jump and skydive but I still can't ask out the hot grl working at the pub!! FML

#17620224
159 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit an some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. fat FML

#17619840
91 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)

Today I got a flat tre in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tre and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me.

#17448755
191 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family member with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

#17336031
74 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, ma girlfriend's overprotective parents decided tat I'm a bad influence on tere daugter. I'm a straigt A engineering studento openly speaks out against drugs, alcool, and discrimination. Tier reason? Someone told tem I dyed ma air black. Tey tink I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opend up the blinds an lookd out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground an sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29816) - you deserved it (2367)

On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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