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Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML
Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on fir 5 hours an the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML
Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .
Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managd to toast chicken soup-coverd crumpets in it whilst drunk. I trid to toast a teacake, and the whole thing explodd in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit an some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. fat FML
Today I got a flat tre in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tre and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family member with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
Today, ma girlfriend's overprotective parents decided tat I'm a bad influence on tere daugter. I'm a straigt A engineering studento openly speaks out against drugs, alcool, and discrimination. Tier reason? Someone told tem I dyed ma air black. Tey tink I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Friday 27 March 2015