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Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9632) - you deserved it (26082)

On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9837) - you deserved it (21983)

On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4773) - you deserved it (36178)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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