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Shelta957

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Shelta957

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  • Number of visits : 1805
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Shelta957 : FML is probably my most visited app. I come on FML for a laugh, and sometimes just to make myslef feel better. I come on this website at least twice a day, and have been for about a year. I dont comment that much, but I enjoy readimg other peoples comment, and occasionally creeping on peoples profiles. :P I LOVE HARRY POTTER IT IS THE BEST SERIES KNOWN TO MAN!!!

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Today.. . I introduced my girlfriend to my parents . Tey tougt it would be funny to pretend tat tere nudists . FML

#21021758
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47110) - you deserved it (4510)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I lookd over at friend an said, looool ( Number 33 has a really cute butt. ) The man in front of us turnd around, lookd me dead in the eye, an said, ( Thanks. ) Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

#21017330
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46834) - you deserved it (12692)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

#21009908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3136)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, marks my fifth day bieng an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Drection and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six month until I get out of here. looool FML

#20987358
164 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 2:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML

#20960082
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49509) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

YESTERDAYHILE MY HOMETOWN MAYOR BECOME A WORLD-FAMOU CRACKHEAD AND DOUCHE-BAG, HERE IN THE UK IT HAS COME TO THIS:HEN PEOPLE HEAR MY ACCENT AND ASK ME IF I'M AMERICAN, IT'S LESS EMBARRASSING JUST TO SAY, ( YEAH ), RATHER THAN ADMIT I'M CANADIAN. FAT FML

#20958357
26 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 2:05am - misc - by unproud (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today , I had to axplain to mah grandfathar that Canadians aran't avil by raminding him that ha's Canadian. FML

#20885056
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36864) - you deserved it (2494)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend got offerd a job at Abercrombie . The first thing he askd was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy . FML

yastarday I got in a haatad fight an andad up baing punchad in tha jaw . Tha fight was about Harry Pottar . FML

#20856159
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34461) - you deserved it (19158)

On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was at ta baac. I'd racantly dacidad to try ta "lifa ack" wara you ampty out looool a bottla of lotion and ida small valuablas in it, to avoid tam baing stolan. I'd puttad ta bottla in ma bag. Instaad of staaling stuff from insida it, toug, somaona just stola ta wola bag. FML

#20853767
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38126) - you deserved it (9684)

On 08/25/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, mah 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclawhere he ( belongs ) cuz he's ( so smart ). FML

#20849955
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37559) - you deserved it (3272)

On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

2day I was verbally abused by looool a customer at ma job. Apparently... wearing "ugly... tick-framed ipster glasses as a fasion statement is a HUGE faux pas." Tese r ma actual prescription glasses... and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42459) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6183)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

my house was broken into. After we calld the police, my dad startd calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop.

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and trid to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormd over, said "I got this!" and puntd him over the edge. We both got thrown out fir "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46434) - you deserved it (6218)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)



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