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Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44056) - you deserved it (8228)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)



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