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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1985 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9867
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ShayDee313 : regulare person with shit that happens to me like everybody else... sometimes however..shit happens which nobody can explain

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Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42273) - you deserved it (3539)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42273) - you deserved it (3539)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42273) - you deserved it (3539)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47635) - you deserved it (3865)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)



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