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ShawnaMariie
  • Town/Country : Peterborough , Canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 48
  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (11294)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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