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Shanratt
  • Town/Country : Lisbon, Portugal
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63723) - you deserved it (4611)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56083) - you deserved it (10645)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58936) - you deserved it (5290)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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