About Shannonbena : Ehh.
About Shannonbena : Ehh.
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Shannonbena's favorite FMLs
Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML
by theseguysarewhipped... / 10/06/2014 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by FML / 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by SmellyCloset / 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
by HarleyDavison / 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Eww / 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
by manymisfortunes / 10/04/2014 at 1:43am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Disappointed / 10/03/2014 at 11:08pm / Health
by Anonymous / 10/03/2014 at 9:41pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/03/2014 at 6:14pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by whydoidothis / 10/03/2014 at 7:29am / United Kingdom / Work
by stewardess / 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML
by Vkaz / 10/02/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous