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Shannonbena's favorite FMLs
by NotDarkKnight / 10/07/2014 at 8:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm / United States / Kids
by whywouldyoudothat / 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
by SaintGoobers / 10/06/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by kittenfish8903 / 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm / United States / Love
Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML
by theseguysarewhipped... / 10/06/2014 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by FML / 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by SmellyCloset / 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
by HarleyDavison / 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Eww / 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
by manymisfortunes / 10/04/2014 at 1:43am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so… Today, I was mugged by a homeless lady who was eating a pudding cup with a spoon. At one point she… Today, I went for an operation. Only to walk out with my gallbladder still there and the news I am…