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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by yuck (woman) -

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me "DUDE guess what I got last night". A giant dump truck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25666) - you deserved it (2053)

On 06/03/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by dump truck hater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (2931)

On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (5551)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by explosivepeach - United States (Maryland)

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37002) - you deserved it (3204)

On 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm - work - by UN4 (man) - United States

Today, I had a call to the rodent rescue I run. They wanted to know if we had any mice for adoption and how much they cost. I told them that we had over 30 mice, and that we don't charge but do take donations. They said, "That's fantastic! I've been struggling to find snake food that isn't frozen!" FML

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (1840)

On 05/25/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by wrestling probs - United States

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML


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On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36601) - you deserved it (2235)

On 05/15/2015 at 4:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32447) - you deserved it (3874)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:41am - money - by sparkyjaf - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 11:35am - intimacy - by YouDontSay (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30265) - you deserved it (4708)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

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