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  • Town/Country : ur mum, is mine
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  • Number of visits : 30
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShakeMe : IM YEAH THAT ;) I'm a punk I skate FEMALE don't smoke don't drink I like to party not too much I spend most my. Days with friends we just burn shit and chill.... I'm not a rebel I'm not a slut my parents are fucking awesome thats about it ;)

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Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (14052)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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