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ShadowsThirteen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 May 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1212
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShadowsThirteen : Active duty Army forward observer- you wanna live FML, become one.

Titus28Ace on AIM.

ShadowsThirteen's page activity

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ShadowsThirteen's favorite FMLs

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

by joedoe / 07/18/2009 at 2:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm / Iraq (Arbil) / Intimacy

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

by hatboxghost / 07/09/2009 at 1:17am / United States / Love

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy