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About ShadowsThirteen : Active duty Army forward observer- you wanna live FML, become one.
Titus28Ace on AIM.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Friday 5 February 2016