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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 May 1990 (24 years)
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About ShadowsThirteen : Active duty Army forward observer- you wanna live FML, become one.

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Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14226) - you deserved it (46333)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59208) - you deserved it (3855)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq (Arbil)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60340) - you deserved it (7209)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

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