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Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:25am - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 5:04am - love - by Sally (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:02am - love - by gallstones (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Applelover012 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of my stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because "he didn't believe in marriage." FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by tripb101 - United States (Oregon)

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

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