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Shadow_Days
  • Town/Country : Palm Bay, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Shadow_Days : Crazy artist.

I hear voices in me head!

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Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32031) - you deserved it (9503)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57485) - you deserved it (30030)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63039) - you deserved it (37033)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39595) - you deserved it (18700)

On 06/05/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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