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ShadowReaper101

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ShadowReaper101 : Hi, I'm Hunter. I like cats and video games. I actually have an FML posted but it didn't register with my account. Here's the link: http://www.fmylife.com/kids/20429371 Thank You.

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ShadowReaper101's favorite FMLs

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

#20952990
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41376) - you deserved it (3765)

On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

#20862305
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56278) - you deserved it (6001)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44291) - you deserved it (32400) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43930) - you deserved it (7961)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49817) - you deserved it (8077)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (270510) - you deserved it (17592)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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