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Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV . At the end of it, theyhistle an throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch an run head on into new plasma screen TV . FML
Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML
2day I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would looool be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Friday 27 March 2015