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ShadowNine
  • Town/Country : Rogers, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 5685
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

#6134962 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (35885) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (66547) - you deserved it (9417)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

#5815085 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (23781) - you deserved it (2380)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

#5703197 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (4719) - you deserved it (32633)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by imok (woman) - United States (Michigan)