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ShadowDragon
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 1061
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16397) - you deserved it (80989)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11584) - you deserved it (67412)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)



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