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About Shadic : My life is decent. I come here and see those who wish they could say the same. I don't comment much anymore because this userbase depresses me with the endlessness of human stupidity. I'm also a college student mostly done with getting his degree in Economics. Whoo.
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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML
I was taking te subway to work wen I saw a really ot grl. Noticing tat se, like me, ad a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is tat Double Ds u ave tere?" Se didn't pick up tat I was talking about te coffee. FML
TODAY , I WAS FINGERING MY GRLFRIEND. WHEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTED CRYING AT THE PEAK OF HER ORGASM , WHEN I ASKED WAT WAS WRONG , SHE REPLIED. ( I-I-I MISS HIM! ) SHE WAS CRYING ABOUT HER EX BOYFRIEND. WHILE I WAS INSIDE HER. FML
Today My Girlfriend Left Her Phone On A Bus. With No Way To Pick It Up, I Drove 40 Miles Through Friday Night Boston Traffic To Get It From The Bus Company Office. It Took Me Four Hours. Bord In Traffic, I Discoverd The Texts From Her Other Boyfriend.
Today, I receivd a letter in the mail from mah Grandma about how much she adores and loves me!! Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than mah sister, Leah!! I am Leah!! She mixd up the letters to the wrong envelopes!! FML
YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015