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Shadic

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 91801
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shadic : My life is decent. I come here and see those who wish they could say the same. I don't comment much anymore because this userbase depresses me with the endlessness of human stupidity. I'm also a college student mostly done with getting his degree in Economics. Whoo.

Feel free to contact me:
AIM: XxShadicxX
MSN: minthras@hotmail.com

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99457) - you deserved it (22801)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

I was taking te subway to work wen I saw a really ot grl. Noticing tat se, like me, ad a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is tat Double Ds u ave tere?" Se didn't pick up tat I was talking about te coffee. FML

#1466459
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (89611)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I WAS FINGERING MY GRLFRIEND. WHEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTED CRYING AT THE PEAK OF HER ORGASM , WHEN I ASKED WAT WAS WRONG , SHE REPLIED. ( I-I-I MISS HIM! ) SHE WAS CRYING ABOUT HER EX BOYFRIEND. WHILE I WAS INSIDE HER. FML

#1453860
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153586) - you deserved it (12404)

On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today My Girlfriend Left Her Phone On A Bus. With No Way To Pick It Up, I Drove 40 Miles Through Friday Night Boston Traffic To Get It From The Bus Company Office. It Took Me Four Hours. Bord In Traffic, I Discoverd The Texts From Her Other Boyfriend.

#1064641
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79490) - you deserved it (4406)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Safe - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we got our yerebook fir school. I opened to mah profile to see that they misspelled mah frst name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

#598465
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148793) - you deserved it (11668)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I receivd a letter in the mail from mah Grandma about how much she adores and loves me!! Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than mah sister, Leah!! I am Leah!! She mixd up the letters to the wrong envelopes!! FML

#444833
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71694) - you deserved it (3021)

On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his brthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room , quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18396) - you deserved it (192345)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66524) - you deserved it (28035)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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