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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 92149
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shadic : My life is decent. I come here and see those who wish they could say the same. I don't comment much anymore because this userbase depresses me with the endlessness of human stupidity. I'm also a college student mostly done with getting his degree in Economics. Whoo.

Feel free to contact me:
AIM: XxShadicxX

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Shadic's favorite FMLs

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML


I agree, your life sucks (105976) - you deserved it (24331)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20997) - you deserved it (94869)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (85046) - you deserved it (4837)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Safe - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML


I agree, your life sucks (159508) - you deserved it (12868)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I am Leah. She mixed up the letters to the wrong envelopes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76510) - you deserved it (3391)

On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21331) - you deserved it (206739)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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