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Sgrocks
  • Town/Country : fml-ville, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About Sgrocks : I usually read fml on my iphone so that's why I probably don't answer PM's. I try to get on FML on my laptop more often but I forget :P....

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Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

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Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

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