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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5248
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML

#6958051
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28580) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/26/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by DeannaMarie - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my first tip. It was a Mentos. FML

#6861005
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (5498)

On 12/21/2009 at 4:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

#6856689
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9744) - you deserved it (34081)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by itstillhurts (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47949) - you deserved it (4338)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

#6803548
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5727) - you deserved it (77231)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Shocked (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

#6793560
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14586) - you deserved it (26671)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36985) - you deserved it (5787)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

#6779771
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12042) - you deserved it (32467)

On 12/16/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by smellyhand (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML

#6765216
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33569) - you deserved it (8551)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

#6758302
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31034) - you deserved it (5825)

On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

#6753896
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12677) - you deserved it (36614)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36092) - you deserved it (4362)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

#6710619
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26987) - you deserved it (9700)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

#6698211
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16337) - you deserved it (38440)

On 12/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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