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Sfmsk
  • Town/Country : Sjælland, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1007
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I called my very overprotective father, and he took the time to tell me how proud he was of me for finally finding a good and respectable boyfriend. And that he was sorry he misjudged. I was calling for bail money to get my "good, respectable" boyfriend out of jail. FML

#18036713
110 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 2:32am - love - by hatetodisappoint - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

#18036451
118 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
281 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
167 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML

#18028228
45 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Helmet (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

#18021693
98 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
190 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML

#18014210
131 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaleesadavis21 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

#17983991
62 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 6:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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