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Sfmsk

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1242
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Sfmsk's favorite FMLs

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (2799)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

#18071770
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30384) - you deserved it (6832)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22156) - you deserved it (13749)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26956) - you deserved it (32337)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36545) - you deserved it (3154)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

#18070183
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (3023)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:17am - animals - by pinkjade - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

#18070147
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22661) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:10am - love - by SNBBFF - United States (Florida)

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

#18069219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (1860)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11128) - you deserved it (39647)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

#18051184
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26989) - you deserved it (7947)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

#18049088
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29677) - you deserved it (3100)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10980) - you deserved it (37448)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

#18045518
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29585) - you deserved it (5956)

On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (16695) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France



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