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Sfaizi24
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Murica'
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 76
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML

#20677176
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (2479)

On 05/21/2013 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42363) - you deserved it (3845)

On 05/13/2013 at 12:29am - animals - by JamiesMom (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

#20537010
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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

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87 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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