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Sexy_Lexi_Gonz
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 468
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16827) - you deserved it (2572)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (4748)

On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471007) - you deserved it (584861)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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