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SexPot143
  • Town/Country : Reseda, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SexPot143 : Mmm hmm. Thats right. Righr there. Mmm hmm. Oh Yeah. Do it just like that. Mmm i love watching you make my milkshake

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SexPot143's favorite FMLs

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

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211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (23212)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:16am - misc - by fuckyouverymuch (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58530) - you deserved it (3889)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53502) - you deserved it (14316)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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