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About SexPot143 : Mmm hmm. Thats right. Righr there. Mmm hmm. Oh Yeah. Do it just like that. Mmm i love watching you make my milkshake
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Friday 26 September 2014