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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SexPot143 : Mmm hmm. Thats right. Righr there. Mmm hmm. Oh Yeah. Do it just like that. Mmm i love watching you make my milkshake

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SexPot143's favorite FMLs

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46804) - you deserved it (23932)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:16am - misc - by fuckyouverymuch (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML


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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML


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On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

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