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  • Town/Country : Vilnius, Lithuania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 October 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 241
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Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249 (361)

I agree, your life sucks (70088) - you deserved it (14844)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783 (478)

I agree, your life sucks (334541) - you deserved it (19461)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML

#297200 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (8081) - you deserved it (56626)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

#271992 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (15044) - you deserved it (69039)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)



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