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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59105) - you deserved it (10555)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167908) - you deserved it (51045)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16021) - you deserved it (52520)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)