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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53295) - you totally deserved it (8495)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95933) - you totally deserved it (22425)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Today, I was at the doctors office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was,"you mean with other people"? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13070) - you totally deserved it (47381)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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