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About Senseless_487 : I read FMLs all the time, but the comments are what really entertain me.
I'm always up for a debate, but if you only see things in black and white, I'll immediately consider you ignorant, and won't waste my time. There are always gray areas, and I won't argue absolutes.
If you ever feel like asking anything, you can always send me a message!
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Friday 3 July 2015