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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 February 1985 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2602
  • Number of comments : 600
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About Senseless_487 : I read FMLs all the time, but the comments are what really entertain me.

I'm always up for a debate, but if you only see things in black and white, I'll immediately consider you ignorant, and won't waste my time. There are always gray areas, and I won't argue absolutes.

If you ever feel like asking anything, you can always send me a message!

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Visits<b>demix</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 7:18am<b>BlueBaronBitch</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:58pm<b>superwh00</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:26pm<b>pradip</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:11am<b>C7</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:53am<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:46am<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:33am<b>zombiekiller52</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:10am<b>lkah</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:23am<b>JohnnyDontCare</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:58pm<b>WhyM3Th0ugh</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:00pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 4:52am<b>StraightKing</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:01pm<b>guss5441</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 6:18am<b>klawzor</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 10:32pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:10pm<b>Masturdebater</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:35pm<b>idkwhat2say</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 11:30am

Fucked!<b>Masturdebater</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:35am<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:23am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:42am<b>tpagacz</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 4:02am<b>johnnie88887</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 11:15pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Senseless_487's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

#21525372
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11231) - you deserved it (3343)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:50am - love - by oblivious idiot -

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46950) - you deserved it (8310)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10808) - you deserved it (41187)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

#4574797
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74258) - you deserved it (11386)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33424) - you deserved it (79750)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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