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About Senseless_487 : I read FMLs all the time, but the comments are what really entertain me.
I'm always up for a debate, but if you only see things in black and white, I'll immediately consider you ignorant, and won't waste my time. There are always gray areas, and I won't argue absolutes.
If you ever feel like asking anything, you can always send me a message!
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML