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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2530
  • Number of comments : 598
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About Senseless_487 : I read FMLs all the time, but the comments are what really entertain me.

I'm always up for a debate, but if you only see things in black and white, I'll immediately consider you ignorant, and won't waste my time. There are always gray areas, and I won't argue absolutes.

If you ever feel like asking anything, you can always send me a message!

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Senseless_487's favorite FMLs

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46466) - you deserved it (8264)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10621) - you deserved it (40776)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73846) - you deserved it (11321)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33102) - you deserved it (79260)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

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