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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 March 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SenoraC : Female.

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML


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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (384478) - you deserved it (44122)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (217249) - you deserved it (34658)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (9636)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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