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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 404
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About SenorCheese : Um...not much to put here really. Not that I'm a bland person, I'm simply too lazy to write a bunch of stuff that no one's gonna read anyway. So...yeah. Hi.

Oh yeah, before I forget, I feel I should say that almost all of my comments are sarcasm, I should never be taken seriously, even when I'm being serious. You've been warned.

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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11590) - you deserved it (43911)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9719) - you deserved it (35364)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)



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