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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)
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