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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Seniaa : Shit, just go to my facebook. Aha. www.facebook.com/SeniaKings

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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

#14847899
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40264) - you deserved it (6300) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53638) - you deserved it (3854)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (33393)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39902) - you deserved it (3397)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

#7520375
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6467) - you deserved it (62149)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

#7515979
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8532) - you deserved it (23862)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27134) - you deserved it (4916)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

#7152531
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18365) - you deserved it (5231)

On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

#6989105
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8764) - you deserved it (32252)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38539) - you deserved it (4114)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

#6379842
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10543) - you deserved it (31618)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

#1926
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10254) - you deserved it (18880)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)



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