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Sencilia's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work
by onlywantuanyway / 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm / Intimacy
by apparentlybutch / 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by anonymous / 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML
by rugener92 / 09/04/2014 at 7:22pm / Kids
Today, I was walking my dogs when a woman at a bus stop quite rudely exclaimed, "Keep those mutts away from my kid". I replied just as rudely that I wouldn't want them anywhere near her dirty sprog. It was then we both realised she was a customer that I regularly talk to at work. FML
by Jenniesaurus / 09/04/2014 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by MusicLover18 / 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by unlucky / 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
by MLeguillon / 09/01/2014 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by dining / 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Happy Employee / 08/31/2014 at 5:51pm / United States (California) / Work
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Oregon) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass… Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as… Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw…