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Sencilia's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
by he's not the one going to hell / 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm / Australia / Geek
Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML
by Diachronic / 09/12/2014 at 4:05am / United States (Idaho) / Work
by ElementaryEdGuy / 09/11/2014 at 11:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by ayeayeboy19 / 09/11/2014 at 10:57am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML
by mybad / 09/10/2014 at 11:57pm / United States / Work
by no / 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by skinnyguy23 / 09/10/2014 at 6:40pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML
by notmarryingyou / 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm / Transportation
Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 12:16pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my mother told me that she and my father aren't coming to my wedding if my estranged brother who stopped talking to me two years ago isn't invited. She claims they don't want to choose sides. Brother: 1. Me: 0. FML
by soulebelius / 09/07/2014 at 6:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Not Wanted / 09/06/2014 at 9:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by StillPissedOffAtIrony / 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…