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Sencilia's favorite FMLs
by catgiraffegirl / 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm / United States / Health
by danceinconverse / 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/23/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by shelookslikemiley / 09/23/2014 at 8:48am / Australia / Geek
Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2014 at 8:00am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Serire / 09/22/2014 at 8:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/22/2014 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by mislead / 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by deathstar3548 / 09/22/2014 at 6:58am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML
by thebrokentardis / 09/22/2014 at 2:45am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML
by Sinnersinner / 09/21/2014 at 7:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
by tbree / 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States (California) / Health
by hypercrite dad / 09/19/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
by TuT / 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm / France / Love
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2014 at 4:58am / Belgium / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…