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About Selo : I'm a sarcastic, creative, and extremely generous high school student just north of Washington DC. I love to draw, sing, write, act, go to my amazing summer camp, and take part in all sorts of crazy shenanigans with my friends. I'm 16 and I always speak my mind, even with my questionable sense of humor.

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Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23018) - you deserved it (3776)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)



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