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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML


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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML


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On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML


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On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML


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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

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