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Seepie's favorite FMLs
Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
by Isa_Marie0113 / 11/03/2014 at 6:32pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by max / 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Alexismaria / 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
by Waterfalls / 10/07/2014 at 7:33am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
by tw@ / 09/28/2014 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Jamesfmled / 09/13/2014 at 10:01am / Intimacy
by onlywantuanyway / 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm / Intimacy
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
by LolKaleb / 08/26/2014 at 11:02pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy