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Seepie's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm / Work
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
by fuckered519 / 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML
by Trainer Calypso / 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by fuck fof and die dad / 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 11:35am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by honeybunny / 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by That_Indian_Guy / 11/15/2014 at 8:25am / United States (Florida) / Work
by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 7:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
by Isa_Marie0113 / 11/03/2014 at 6:32pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by max / 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Alexismaria / 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love