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Seepie's favorite FMLs
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Order of the Dangling Testicles / 01/28/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm / Puerto Rico / Love
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
by shit / 01/26/2014 at 1:20pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2014 at 12:10am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 10:43am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Miscellaneous
by fappy dog / 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by MarBlu / 01/23/2014 at 7:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
by AnonWife / 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire) / Health
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, it was my first day at my new job. At the interview before, the interviewer mixed up my age… Today I got a message from a girl I've been dating; I've dated a few women the last couple of years… Today, I got a failing grade on my pre-calc final. After I broke the news to my dad, he slammed the…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture…