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SeduceRecycle
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam , Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
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About SeduceRecycle : I am a pug. That is all you need to know.
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Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20631) - you deserved it (3382)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7206) - you deserved it (39805)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21551) - you deserved it (6729)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7791) - you deserved it (32105)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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