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About Sedici : Just a good 'ole country boy with tatts and Jeeps that carries a gun and cuffs at work, then a fire axe and jaws of life in my free time.
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Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
Friday 26 June 2015