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Sedici
  • Town/Country : Ocean City, 'Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sedici : Just a good 'ole country boy with tatts and Jeeps that carries a gun and cuffs at work, then a fire axe and jaws of life in my free time.

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Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13721) - you deserved it (29664)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)



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