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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sedici : Just a good 'ole country boy with tatts and Jeeps that carries a gun and cuffs at work, then a fire axe and jaws of life in my free time.

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Sedici's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16433) - you deserved it (34375)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

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Friday 5 February 2016

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