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Seddah
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1791
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Seddah : As with everyone else here, my life is fucked. And I have no shortage of deathly embarrassing moments.

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Seddah's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his Cubical. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22876) - you deserved it (2333)

On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22315) - you deserved it (2592)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16007) - you deserved it (2876)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23757) - you deserved it (2508)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98170) - you deserved it (23537)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)



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