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About Sebastian_NG : Remember it used to say here that I'm a lazy ass? You do? First of all, congratulations, you're a certified stalker!
Secondly, oh how I miss those days, now 14 straight hours of college every weekday are kind of the opposite of lazy ass, so PM me before I die of exhaustion, which will most likely be in the next few days ;)
I love Indie, Alternative and ANYTHING related to them, although I'm probably the only person in the world who doesn't like classic rock.
I also love movies by directors and actors such as Edgar Wright, Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, David Fincher, Christipher Nolan, Michael Cera, Simon Pegg, NIck Frost, Brad Pitt, etc. If you like any of those people you are going to my Cool List.
Now get the hell out of here, y'know, if you want to.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML