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Today, I Had To Teach Mah Younger Brother To Shave With A Regular Disposable Razor Because Our Dad Uses An Electric One And I'm The Only Other Person In The Family With Enough Facial Hair To Know How To Use A Razor. I Probably Would Have Been Proud If I Wasn't A Grl. FML
Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML
Today, my friends looool took my pone and canged all te contact's names to caracters from Harry Potter. I ave over a undred contacts and no idea wo I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 ours now. FML
yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML
Friday 27 March 2015