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Sebastian_NG
  • Town/Country : Quito, Ecuador
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Sebastian_NG : Remember it used to say here that I'm a lazy ass? You do? First of all, congratulations, you're a certified stalker!
Secondly, oh how I miss those days, now 14 straight hours of college every weekday are kind of the opposite of lazy ass, so PM me before I die of exhaustion, which will most likely be in the next few days ;)
I love Indie, Alternative and ANYTHING related to them, although I'm probably the only person in the world who doesn't like classic rock.
I also love movies by directors and actors such as Edgar Wright, Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, David Fincher, Christipher Nolan, Michael Cera, Simon Pegg, NIck Frost, Brad Pitt, etc. If you like any of those people you are going to my Cool List.

Now get the hell out of here, y'know, if you want to.

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Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3075) - you deserved it (5960)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (28721) - you deserved it (4417)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (26875) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (8244) - you deserved it (705)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (33575) - you deserved it (2618)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (26296) - you deserved it (10379)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

#5328359 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (13910) - you deserved it (2482)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (20336) - you deserved it (44847)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

#2147353 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (69464) - you deserved it (32921)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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