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Sebastian
  • Town/Country : phoenix, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 4816
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some random new scratches on the front. I kicked and rubbed it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10194) - you deserved it (28362)

On 03/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by 1 Giant Cupcake (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (339128)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

#115837 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (7660)

On 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by hey-o (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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